were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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