You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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