Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
