i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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