white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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