She's JV to your varsity
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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