that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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