Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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