Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
In America we eat man semen.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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