I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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