I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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