Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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