absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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