i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we're making bets on your personal life
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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