I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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