Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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