Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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