Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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