Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
