What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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