Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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