so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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