He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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