went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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