If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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