Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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