Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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