so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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