Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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