i may or may not be watching the land before time
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He shit in the fireplace
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