THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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