I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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