Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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