I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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