OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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