This is not my ceiling
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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