I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
