I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
