Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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