Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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