She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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