hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
a search helicopter?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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