Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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