just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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