i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
