it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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