Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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