So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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