maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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