She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We just shotgunned beers for America
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
