help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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