do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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