Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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