I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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