Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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